When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
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Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Families are like fudge.
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What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a smelly horse?
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Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
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Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.