Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
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What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
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Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do goats and moms have in common?
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What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How can you farm during the winter?
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What time does everyone love to drink?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
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Why do all the planets get along?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?