Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
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Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
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What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
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Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
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Why do cows go to New York?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?