Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
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What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
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What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?