Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
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What do you call a tired tree?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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What do you call a short cow?
What do you call an artistic dog?
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What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
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Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
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What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
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Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?