Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Burger King®.
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What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
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Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
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What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
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Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
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How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
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What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?