Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
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What shape is bad at driving?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
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Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How does a lion greet other animals?
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What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
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Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?