Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
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Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which animal will never go bald?
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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?
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What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why don't fish play basketball?
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What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?