Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Because he was out of her league.
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What nationality are most fish?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
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What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why can't you trust a pig?
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Do dads always snore?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sport do horses love to play?
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What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
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What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you get straight A's?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?