Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
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What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
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What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the computer cold at work?
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Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
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Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
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What is a spider's favorite book?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?