Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
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What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
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What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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How do you wash a lamb?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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What did the dog say after his birthday party?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
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What is blue and not heavy?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?