Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
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What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a smelly horse?
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Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
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Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
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What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are maps such great therapists?
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Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which animal will never go bald?
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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?