Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
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What do little fish love to play with?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
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Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
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Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
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Why are ghosts always single?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?