Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
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Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
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Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
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What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which animals make the best football players?
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Which bug is related to you?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
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What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?