Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do goats and moms have in common?
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What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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What do farmers do on February 14th?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
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What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
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What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?