Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
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How do fall and winter say hello?
What birds make average students?
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What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
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What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
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What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?