Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are books always so angry?
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Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
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What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does a cow do math?
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What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
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What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do hogs play so much football?