Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did electricity win the race?
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Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
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Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
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Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
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What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?