Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
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Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
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What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?