Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
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What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What event do spiders love to attend?
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What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
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What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What vehicles are in the best shape?