Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
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What do little monsters call their mother?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
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What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did you learn in school today, son?
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Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?