Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
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What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
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What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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What do trees keep as a pet?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
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What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?