Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
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What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
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What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
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Where does laundry go to college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a fly without wings?
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Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
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Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which relative loves rice?