Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
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What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
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Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
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Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What vegetables do librarians like?
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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?