How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the friendliest pen?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
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Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does a sidewalk address a question?