How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."
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What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which insect makes the best father?
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
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What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
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What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?