How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
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What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the cow afraid?
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What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
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What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
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Wanna hear a long dad joke?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did one plate say to the other?
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How much does freedom weigh?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?