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How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
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Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
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Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
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Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
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What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?