What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
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What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
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Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
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Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?