What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why don't fish play basketball?
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What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
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Why is the number 4 so smart?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
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Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Two silkworms got in a fight.