What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
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What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where is the coldest place to work?
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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?