What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
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Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
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What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
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What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
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Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
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What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?