What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a spider's favorite book?
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What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is furniture so generous?
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Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which is the worst season?
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What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?