Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
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What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
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Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?