What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
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Why don't fish play basketball?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
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What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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What do farmers do on February 14th?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?