What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
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Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
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Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the dog overweight?
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What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
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Which relative loves rice?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
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What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
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What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do cats give such great massages?