What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
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Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What superpower do all middle children have?
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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the bread do on vacation?
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What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
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Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?