Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
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What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
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What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
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Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?