What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
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Which is the worst season?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
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Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are puppies so flexible?
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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
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What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?