What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
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How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
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Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
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How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?