What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are you leaving?
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What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
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Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
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What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
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Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the airline worker name her child?
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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the calf play in the school band?