What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
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Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
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Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do golfers drink on the green?
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What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
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Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
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Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?