What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
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Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the snake cross the road?
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What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
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How do fleas travel?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
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Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?