Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
joke_section_1
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
joke_section_2
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
joke_section_3
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do kids love theater classes?
joke_section_4
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
joke_section_5
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
joke_section_6
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?