What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
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What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
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Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
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What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
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What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?