What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
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Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does an evil hen lay?
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Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
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What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
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What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?