What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
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What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are books always so angry?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
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What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does a cow do math?