What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
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What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do dog catchers get paid?
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
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Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
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What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What vegetables do librarians like?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
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How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?