What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
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What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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What vegetables do librarians like?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
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How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
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Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
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Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?