What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
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Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
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How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What vegetables do librarians like?
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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
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How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?